DBSK, hotter than EVAR!

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Here's the sitch. The Japanese government was concerned with it's population growth. The U.S. State Department reports that Japan's present growth rate is not even growth, it's shrinkage: an alarming -0.139%.

Enter the South Korean Secretary of Sexual Security, Jung Yunho. For a covert, but oh so public, government operation in Kobe, Agent Yunho was brought on stage with a sexy cripple (for sympathy), a prince (for the classy ladies), and two other guys (extra eye candy never hurts).The audience, blissfully unaware of the oncoming lustbomb, enjoyed the concert just like they would any other pop concert. And then, it came.

And then, they came. They all came. Japanese condom sales increased by one sextillion overnight as government officials high-fived each other, reveling in their success. Japan's projected growth rate shot up to an astounding 8282%, as other countries hurried to hire the triumphant savior Agent Yunho and his band of Dong Bangs.

And Japan lived happily ever after. Hell, they even handed over Dokdo.

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Do U-know about Yunho's Yunho? Well, you're about to because U-know Yunho just redefined what it meant to be a member of DONG bang shin ki. I guess little, or rather large, Yunho was finally tired of hiding in the shadow of Yunho's pants, and finally came out to say "Hey! And you thought Yunho was HUGE in Asia!"

Girls, please have someone nearby ready to do CPR before you see the next part. Guys, well there's nothing wrong with admiring God's fine work, just make sure no one is around when you do it.

Exhibit A

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Exhibit C

Also, you guys should know about their sexy performance in Tokyo LIVE! It's really something, a must see! It also happens to be in HD, ENJOY!