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DBSK, hotter than EVAR!
Warning: If you don't want to be turned on like New York on New Year's Eve, please press the back button. The following images have been proven to cause 3rd-degree burns, hyperventilation, and divorces. allkpop is not liable for any physical or emotional damage wrought by the sex manifestation that is Jung Yunho.
Here's the sitch. The Japanese government was concerned with it's population growth. The U.S. State Department reports that Japan's present growth rate is not even growth, it's shrinkage: an alarming -0.139%.
Enter the South Korean Secretary of Sexual Security, Jung Yunho. For a covert, but oh so public, government operation in Kobe, Agent Yunho was brought on stage with a sexy cripple (for sympathy), a prince (for the classy ladies), and two other guys (extra eye candy never hurts).The audience, blissfully unaware of the oncoming lustbomb, enjoyed the concert just like they would any other pop concert. And then, it came.
And then, they came. They all came. Japanese condom sales increased by one sextillion overnight as government officials high-fived each other, reveling in their success. Japan's projected growth rate shot up to an astounding 8282%, as other countries hurried to hire the triumphant savior Agent Yunho and his band of Dong Bangs.
And Japan lived happily ever after. Hell, they even handed over Dokdo.
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Do U-know about Yunho's Yunho? Well, you're about to because U-know Yunho just redefined what it meant to be a member of DONG bang shin ki. I guess little, or rather large, Yunho was finally tired of hiding in the shadow of Yunho's pants, and finally came out to say "Hey! And you thought Yunho was HUGE in Asia!"
Girls, please have someone nearby ready to do CPR before you see the next part. Guys, well there's nothing wrong with admiring God's fine work, just make sure no one is around when you do it.
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
Also, you guys should know about their sexy performance in Tokyo LIVE! It's really something, a must see! It also happens to be in HD, ENJOY!
My Day - Chapter one: After School
This is a true story of what happened to me yesterday. I actually planned on writing about the whole thing in one entry, but i ended up writing it in novel form. So this will be the first chapter of that day. I have future plans of gathering some of my blogs like this to make them into a book.
My day on April 17th, 2009 started like any other day, but the real story started after school. Kirsty, Grace, and I met up at our school's courtyard, our normal after school hangout. Justin, Krysta, and Patrick were there too. After a few minutes of talking and teasing, we all decided it was time to go home. The warm breeze blew through my hair, with the bright sunray shining down on us. It felt superb, like nothing bad is in this world, my worries of homework and life had drifted away like the dirt on my shoe.
When we got to the intersection, a car stopped on the other side of the street. A petit girl with raven black hair tied in a ponytail came out. It was April. We all crossed the road when the light turned green to meet up with April. She was especially cheery and jumpy.
"I made it! It went perfect!" exclaimed April.
"Congratulations! You're now officially opening up your crape business?" I replied.
"Yup! But I can't believe it was so easy! I spent all night preparing for this interview and all they did was look at my proposal and said I’m good. I'm still happy though! I'm getting $3000 from them and I just got my math test mark back this morning, I got 100%!" said April.
“I’m so happy for you!” said Grace.
“I’m so envious! See Patrick? I told you April was going to be more successful than you!” I said jokingly.
“wh-wh-WHAT? Uhhgg. I’m just lazy! You’ll see, you’ll see!” Patrick shouted in his defence. Everyone laughed at him. He’s such a typical easy target to make fun off.
“You guys hungry? My dad made a lemon moraine pie, but it’s way too sweet for me. I had one bite this morning and it made me feel sick! We’re going to throw it out, unless you guys want it?” asked April.
“AH! Of course! I’m so hungry!” exclaimed Grace.
“And Patrick will eat anything.” I added.
“Really?” April laughed.
“Yea it’s true, and I don’t grow fat either!” Patrick confirmed.
Everyone agreed that they were hungry and that they will help April waste less food. We took our time getting to April’s house, because the weather was too nice to go inside. We walked in our usual formation; the girls cluster in the front chatting and giggling, while the guys follow a few metres behind either whispering or talking loudly. Actually, talking loudly is an understatement describing the volume of their voice.
“Guys wait out here for a second, ok? I got to ask my dad if you guys can come in first.” said April.
“Yea sure of course.” I replied. April hopped off into her house happily.
“Her success makes me feel disappointed at myself. She’s not even a senior in high school yet, but she’s already starting her own business!” I said to myself, not realizing I was talking out loud.
“Well that’s April for ya!” said Krysta. That stopped my thinking process and made me realize what I just said.
“I am very happy for her though.” I added. I didn’t want anyone to think I was jealous or anything, though I might be, I’ll just be in denial about it.
April’s door opened again. “You guys can come in!” She yelled. Everyone rushed to get inside and get the first piece of the pie.
The pie looked normal enough, though it had more cream than I would like. The first bite was taken by Patrick, typical. “mmm it’s good!” said Patrick in satisfaction.
“But it’s so sweet!” April countered.
I took a spoon full to see who was right. My eyes widened and I made a fish face. My right eye started to twitch slightly.
“What’s wrong with your face?!” Grace asked.
“I just make weird faces when I eat.” I lied.
“See I told you it was too sweet” April insisted.
“No, actually, it’s more sour than sweet to me.” I said. That was why my face had those unrecognizable expressions. The pie was way to sour. But I was hungry too so I had some more. I was getting all the crust, because they were the most editable part in the pie to me.
“Yea it’s pretty sour” Said Kirsty, who had stopped eating.
Patrick used his fork and swirled his fork in circular motion to get all the cream.
“Ew Patrick” Said April.
“What? Just helping you finishing the pie. The cream is good!” said Patrick.
“Why are you so gross Patrick, stop that.” said Justin as he scoops a piece of the pie where Patrick didn’t ruin.
“I think he just ruined the pie.” Said Krysta.
“Yea…” I put my fork down. The pie was a big mess, and most of the crust was eaten.
No one else touched the pie. “You guys done?” asked April. Everyone replied yes, so April threw out the last few pieces. No one was actually full, but it was a good teaser. The pie made me hungrier, but at the same time I felt a bit fat. I had quite a bit of cream, and I felt my teeth were rotting.
“April could we play Ping-Pong?” Asked Justin.
“Yea! I got to pwn this noob.” Added Patrick.
“Yeah right!” Justin shot back.
“Sure, go for it.” Said April.
“Ohh! And I haven’t seen you basement yet, I’m going too!” I said as I followed the guys down the stairs.
The basement was cool, with a refreshing scent. The guys had already started their Ping-Pong match. There was a large red couch behind the Ping-Pong table. I walked towards it and sat down. Patrick was on the side that was closer to the couch. His boxers were showing due to his useless belt. The low ridding style really makes his butt look flat, but I didn’t want to comment on that. Noises were herd from the stairs, as four pairs of feet walked down. The girls came down to share the couch with me. April brought her piano homework.
“Is that harmony? Graced asked April ask she peeked at April’s homework.
“No, they’re music analysis. Gahh! I don’t get it!” April replied.
“Let me see!” said Grace as she took the booklet from April.
A small orange ball flew pass my head.
“Whoa!” Kirsty and I said simultaneously.
“Sorry bought that!” Justin apologized as Patrick ran behind the couch to get the Ping-Pong ball.
“How dare you!” I shouted and got to the Ping-Pong ball first. I threw the Ping-Pong ball at him, but he dodged it. Everyone was laughing; I chuckled at the sight of Patrick running after the ball, again.
“That’s for almost hitting us!” I exclaimed.
“Wh-wh-what?” Patrick stuttered, “It wasn’t even me! Justin was the one who smashed the Ping-Pong ball!”
“Well I blame you because you’re closer,” I replied, “I’m going to use the washroom now.” I flipped my hair back and walked up the stairs.
I was on my monthly. Mother Nature’s gift to me. I hate it. Some times I wished I was a guy so I wouldn’t have to deal with this, but no, I’m a girl. I changed my pad because I wasn’t allowed to use tampons. My mother thinks it’s bad and I might loose my virginity to it. She said I’m only allowed to use it after I marry my prince charming. Just then, sharp laughter pierced through the silence in the washroom. After I finished my business I went back into the basement. The girls were on the couch laughing.
“What’s so funny? What happened?” I asked with a confusing face.
“Justin’s butt is nicer than Patrick’s!” Said Grace.
I looked over at the boys, they were still playing Ping-Pong. Their position had been switched; Justin was now closer to the couch with his back towards the girls. April was going crazy, she one of those girls that laugh non-stop at things. I must admit, it was funny, and so true.
I sat back down again. The guys switched back to their original position. Patrick’s flat backside was facing us.
“Pull up your pants Patrick” said April.
“What? I like my pants low like that.” Replied Patrick.
“you know what I’ll pull them up for you” I said as I moved closer to Patrick.
“What are you doing…” said Patrick in a suspicious voice as he backed away from me.
“I’m going to pull up your pants for you since you refuse to do it yourself.” I smirked.
“I don’t like that look,” said Patrick, “I know you’re going to give me a wedgy!” Patrick started to run around to the other side of the Ping-Pong table.
“Trap him!” I shouted. Justin blocked Patricks way. All the girls got off the couch to grab Patrick. He was actually hard to catch, he found a seat beside the Ping-Pong table and sat down. He had a satisfied smile on his face. “You can’t give me a wedgy now! HA!” he said. “What ever, I’ll get you another time.” I said.
“Hey guys, want to go outside?” asked April, “It’s so nice outside!”
“Yeah I want to go outside too.” Agreed Kirsty.
“Alright! Let’s go.” Said Krysta as she smiled.
“Are you guys almost done?” Grace asked the guys.
“Yeah I’ll win in a few second.” Said Justin as he makes another smash at Patrick. The Ping-Pong ball went flying.
“Win? More like lose!” said Patrick.
“Hurry up! Said the impatient Kirsty.
Justin and Patrick put their paddle down. “Alright, let’s go.” Justin said.
Everyone walked up the stairs. Kirsty took her backpack. I took the hint that she didn’t plan on coming back, so I took mine too. Grace probably saw that so she asked me to pass her backpack to her. We put on our shoes and went outside.
and we all went home! the end! ...JUST KIDDING! well this is getting a bit long, so i'm ending the first chapter here. I'll start working on the next one soon.
Edit: Next Chapter's up! My Day - Chapter 2: The Bus Ride
~Lily
My day on April 17th, 2009 started like any other day, but the real story started after school. Kirsty, Grace, and I met up at our school's courtyard, our normal after school hangout. Justin, Krysta, and Patrick were there too. After a few minutes of talking and teasing, we all decided it was time to go home. The warm breeze blew through my hair, with the bright sunray shining down on us. It felt superb, like nothing bad is in this world, my worries of homework and life had drifted away like the dirt on my shoe.When we got to the intersection, a car stopped on the other side of the street. A petit girl with raven black hair tied in a ponytail came out. It was April. We all crossed the road when the light turned green to meet up with April. She was especially cheery and jumpy.
"I made it! It went perfect!" exclaimed April.
"Congratulations! You're now officially opening up your crape business?" I replied.
"Yup! But I can't believe it was so easy! I spent all night preparing for this interview and all they did was look at my proposal and said I’m good. I'm still happy though! I'm getting $3000 from them and I just got my math test mark back this morning, I got 100%!" said April.
“I’m so happy for you!” said Grace.
“I’m so envious! See Patrick? I told you April was going to be more successful than you!” I said jokingly.
“wh-wh-WHAT? Uhhgg. I’m just lazy! You’ll see, you’ll see!” Patrick shouted in his defence. Everyone laughed at him. He’s such a typical easy target to make fun off.
“You guys hungry? My dad made a lemon moraine pie, but it’s way too sweet for me. I had one bite this morning and it made me feel sick! We’re going to throw it out, unless you guys want it?” asked April.
“AH! Of course! I’m so hungry!” exclaimed Grace.
“And Patrick will eat anything.” I added.
“Really?” April laughed.
“Yea it’s true, and I don’t grow fat either!” Patrick confirmed.
Everyone agreed that they were hungry and that they will help April waste less food. We took our time getting to April’s house, because the weather was too nice to go inside. We walked in our usual formation; the girls cluster in the front chatting and giggling, while the guys follow a few metres behind either whispering or talking loudly. Actually, talking loudly is an understatement describing the volume of their voice.
“Guys wait out here for a second, ok? I got to ask my dad if you guys can come in first.” said April.
“Yea sure of course.” I replied. April hopped off into her house happily.
“Her success makes me feel disappointed at myself. She’s not even a senior in high school yet, but she’s already starting her own business!” I said to myself, not realizing I was talking out loud.
“Well that’s April for ya!” said Krysta. That stopped my thinking process and made me realize what I just said.
“I am very happy for her though.” I added. I didn’t want anyone to think I was jealous or anything, though I might be, I’ll just be in denial about it.
April’s door opened again. “You guys can come in!” She yelled. Everyone rushed to get inside and get the first piece of the pie.
The pie looked normal enough, though it had more cream than I would like. The first bite was taken by Patrick, typical. “mmm it’s good!” said Patrick in satisfaction.
“But it’s so sweet!” April countered.
I took a spoon full to see who was right. My eyes widened and I made a fish face. My right eye started to twitch slightly.
“What’s wrong with your face?!” Grace asked.
“I just make weird faces when I eat.” I lied.
“See I told you it was too sweet” April insisted.
“No, actually, it’s more sour than sweet to me.” I said. That was why my face had those unrecognizable expressions. The pie was way to sour. But I was hungry too so I had some more. I was getting all the crust, because they were the most editable part in the pie to me.
“Yea it’s pretty sour” Said Kirsty, who had stopped eating.
Patrick used his fork and swirled his fork in circular motion to get all the cream.
“Ew Patrick” Said April.
“What? Just helping you finishing the pie. The cream is good!” said Patrick.
“Why are you so gross Patrick, stop that.” said Justin as he scoops a piece of the pie where Patrick didn’t ruin.
“I think he just ruined the pie.” Said Krysta.
“Yea…” I put my fork down. The pie was a big mess, and most of the crust was eaten.
No one else touched the pie. “You guys done?” asked April. Everyone replied yes, so April threw out the last few pieces. No one was actually full, but it was a good teaser. The pie made me hungrier, but at the same time I felt a bit fat. I had quite a bit of cream, and I felt my teeth were rotting.
“April could we play Ping-Pong?” Asked Justin.
“Yea! I got to pwn this noob.” Added Patrick.
“Yeah right!” Justin shot back.
“Sure, go for it.” Said April.
“Ohh! And I haven’t seen you basement yet, I’m going too!” I said as I followed the guys down the stairs.
The basement was cool, with a refreshing scent. The guys had already started their Ping-Pong match. There was a large red couch behind the Ping-Pong table. I walked towards it and sat down. Patrick was on the side that was closer to the couch. His boxers were showing due to his useless belt. The low ridding style really makes his butt look flat, but I didn’t want to comment on that. Noises were herd from the stairs, as four pairs of feet walked down. The girls came down to share the couch with me. April brought her piano homework.
“Is that harmony? Graced asked April ask she peeked at April’s homework.
“No, they’re music analysis. Gahh! I don’t get it!” April replied.
“Let me see!” said Grace as she took the booklet from April.
A small orange ball flew pass my head.
“Whoa!” Kirsty and I said simultaneously.
“Sorry bought that!” Justin apologized as Patrick ran behind the couch to get the Ping-Pong ball.
“How dare you!” I shouted and got to the Ping-Pong ball first. I threw the Ping-Pong ball at him, but he dodged it. Everyone was laughing; I chuckled at the sight of Patrick running after the ball, again.
“That’s for almost hitting us!” I exclaimed.
“Wh-wh-what?” Patrick stuttered, “It wasn’t even me! Justin was the one who smashed the Ping-Pong ball!”
“Well I blame you because you’re closer,” I replied, “I’m going to use the washroom now.” I flipped my hair back and walked up the stairs.
I was on my monthly. Mother Nature’s gift to me. I hate it. Some times I wished I was a guy so I wouldn’t have to deal with this, but no, I’m a girl. I changed my pad because I wasn’t allowed to use tampons. My mother thinks it’s bad and I might loose my virginity to it. She said I’m only allowed to use it after I marry my prince charming. Just then, sharp laughter pierced through the silence in the washroom. After I finished my business I went back into the basement. The girls were on the couch laughing.
“What’s so funny? What happened?” I asked with a confusing face.
“Justin’s butt is nicer than Patrick’s!” Said Grace.
I looked over at the boys, they were still playing Ping-Pong. Their position had been switched; Justin was now closer to the couch with his back towards the girls. April was going crazy, she one of those girls that laugh non-stop at things. I must admit, it was funny, and so true.
I sat back down again. The guys switched back to their original position. Patrick’s flat backside was facing us.
“Pull up your pants Patrick” said April.
“What? I like my pants low like that.” Replied Patrick.
“you know what I’ll pull them up for you” I said as I moved closer to Patrick.
“What are you doing…” said Patrick in a suspicious voice as he backed away from me.
“I’m going to pull up your pants for you since you refuse to do it yourself.” I smirked.
“I don’t like that look,” said Patrick, “I know you’re going to give me a wedgy!” Patrick started to run around to the other side of the Ping-Pong table.
“Trap him!” I shouted. Justin blocked Patricks way. All the girls got off the couch to grab Patrick. He was actually hard to catch, he found a seat beside the Ping-Pong table and sat down. He had a satisfied smile on his face. “You can’t give me a wedgy now! HA!” he said. “What ever, I’ll get you another time.” I said.
“Hey guys, want to go outside?” asked April, “It’s so nice outside!”
“Yeah I want to go outside too.” Agreed Kirsty.
“Alright! Let’s go.” Said Krysta as she smiled.
“Are you guys almost done?” Grace asked the guys.
“Yeah I’ll win in a few second.” Said Justin as he makes another smash at Patrick. The Ping-Pong ball went flying.
“Win? More like lose!” said Patrick.
“Hurry up! Said the impatient Kirsty.
Justin and Patrick put their paddle down. “Alright, let’s go.” Justin said.
Everyone walked up the stairs. Kirsty took her backpack. I took the hint that she didn’t plan on coming back, so I took mine too. Grace probably saw that so she asked me to pass her backpack to her. We put on our shoes and went outside.
and we all went home! the end! ...JUST KIDDING! well this is getting a bit long, so i'm ending the first chapter here. I'll start working on the next one soon.
Edit: Next Chapter's up! My Day - Chapter 2: The Bus Ride
~Lily
poop on your face
A post I wrote on a forum of a video web site
it's called take180.com and it's just AMAZING!
challenges with awesome prices, videos of your choice and stories!
it's called take180.com and it's just AMAZING!
challenges with awesome prices, videos of your choice and stories!
If you're wondering why poop on your face is the title, well there's a simple explanation. It's one of my favorite phrases to say, especially when it's super silent.
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Teacher: ok class you can start doing your homework so you wont have to bring the heavy textbooks home!
*Everyone silents does their work*
Lily(me whispering):....psstt... April!
April:...?
Lily:poop on your face!
*Everyone turns to look at me*
Lily:...what?
April: I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW HER!
Lily: but of course you do!
*Everyone starts to laugh*
Teacher: settle down class! continue working please! and you! be quiet Lily, or you'll end up outside of my class
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ah what a wonderful short story on how i use that phrase huh?
anyways, i'll start the introduction i guess.
i am lily, currently 16 and lives in Ontario.
i am one of those Banana you could say; Yellow on the outside and white on the inside. i was born in china, but immigrated with parents to Canada when i was in grade 3. i now have a horrible weird somewhat English somewhat Taiwanese accent when i speak Mandarin and my parents divorced 2 or 3 years ago. i have somewhat of a Taiwanese accent due to the fact that i watch way to many Taiwanese dramas... i turn to the online community for entertainment and dealing with my parents divorce, because i was close with both my parents. my dad was the one who kinda of broke away, he moved out and now enjoys his life with many other women. my mom being the traditional Chinese she is, is sobbing over this divorce every single day. (traditionally divorces don't even happen in china, but now more and more people are, yet my mom refuses to believe she lives in the year 2009). She not only doesn't want to go out to find another partner, she is driving me crazy by not allowing me to or lecturing me about how i need a stable job a house, finished university education, and many, many more. now you see why i choose to ignore her most of the time and surf online for interesting videos?
that's a bit about my personal life, so now on with the professional. i'm a full time high school student, no part time jobs or anything. yes, i'm lazy and random and weird, deal with it :) i started to get into photography in grade 8 because of my dad. i moved on in grade 10 because a few of my friends. we wanted to make a fun random video to make fun of one of our friend Patrick Ho. so we made fan club videos for him. They're uploaded on my youtube channel and "Patrick Ho Fan club" on Facebook. you guys should join the group :P no one's active there anymore >.< we got tired of making fun of him! D:
and my youtube channel's in my signature thing, along with my blog and web site.
now after we made the funny fan videos, i realized how fun it was and decided to use my ancient youtube account. i originally made it to watch videos, but at that time i only had dial up so the internet was way too slow for me to watch any videos online. thus i never touch youtube since. but now i have cable and i constantly upload new videos full of bundles of me!
i'd tell you more about me but i think this is already a bit too much :P
you know what they say! TMI TMI TMI!
~Lily
The Birthday Card
So i was asked to make this awesome birthday card for april by the guys, thus why we were trying to hard to hide the secret from her.
There's nothing written on it by the guys because they hand written their comments. I on the other hand could not because i had to e-mail it to Fred, so i typed mine out. Here's the cover:
And here's the inside, complete with the pictures Fred had me photoshop. i left room for 2 people's comments here.
and here's the back of the card, room for one comment and my comment.
Here are some enlarged pictures of the Fantastic 4 photoshopped pictures.
I stayed up until almost 5 in the morning trying to get it done :P mainly because i didn't have the resources before, like photos of Fred's head lol
Photoshopped
Photoshopped
And finally, the creators that made this card happen! :P
Hope you enjoyed these disturbing pictures of my awesome buddies XD
~Lily
There's nothing written on it by the guys because they hand written their comments. I on the other hand could not because i had to e-mail it to Fred, so i typed mine out. Here's the cover:
And here's the inside, complete with the pictures Fred had me photoshop. i left room for 2 people's comments here.
and here's the back of the card, room for one comment and my comment.
Here are some enlarged pictures of the Fantastic 4 photoshopped pictures.I stayed up until almost 5 in the morning trying to get it done :P mainly because i didn't have the resources before, like photos of Fred's head lol
Original
Photoshopped
Original
Photoshopped
And finally, the creators that made this card happen! :P
Hope you enjoyed these disturbing pictures of my awesome buddies XD
April Fools! Her Birthday
So it's April Fools! and My friend April's birthday. She's having her birthday part tomorrow because we don't have to go to school due to the gr.10 literacy test :P lucky us! I'll add more to that later.Have any of you went on Youtube today? Every video that is shown on the Home Page links to the video, but everything on the page is upside down! it's so odd! I decided to take a screen shot of this for funny memories lol.
So other than the big blurb i have above, this will be a picture blog of April's birthday party :P it was awesome! It started with LOTS and LOTS of food! yummy.
Lindsay came to April's first, a few hours earlier than when the actual party is suppose to start. So out of boredom, They made cupcakes! 6 big ones and a lot more small ones :) Then when everyone arrived and was no longer hungry we made pretty icing to eat with the cupcakes!
Here's what mine looks like!
And here's Grace's
After we made all the colorful pretty cupcakes, everyone but me ate them. i wanted to take some cute artistic pictures before i ate mine.
The colors were so cute! (yea i need better adjectives)Some people had to leave early, and some people wasn't able to come on time, so we watched a movie while waiting. It was P.S. I Love You. It's one of the saddest movie i ever saw! I'm such an emotional person, through out the movie i cried more than 5 times! Me an Natalie couldn't stop ourselves. We were using up all April's tissues.
So when it came time with we couldn't resist seeing what April got for her birthday, we made her open the presents. i got her a shirt that says "All That". lol it was a XS so i hope it fits her. She also got many cards, interesting cards. I was too excited to take pictures so i filmed everything down! i'll add some kind of edited video of this day when i upload it on to Youtube!We then decided since the presents were done, we should have some cake.
Afterwards everyone felt fat. We were over fed by April! :P
Lindsay nearly passed out due to the sugar rush!
Not long afterwards the guys decided to drop by and say hi.
They planned on having a photo shoot with me before the party but i woke up too late and made them wait 45min. they gave up and left afterwards. they called many times but my mom didn't let them in and didn't wake me up! I'm not blaming her though, it's my fault.
We took many pictures, trying to find the right poses and expressions for April's card.
April thought they came over here to crash the party or something, so she got super mad at the guys and screamed at them. The other girls had no idea we were doing this for April's birthday card, so they threw peppers and other left overs from our fruits and vegi plates. That made the boys run, trying to dodge those bombading vegetables. After the girls came back in, i whispered to them what i was doing with the guys, and expained why they were here. The girls felt bad, and tryed to calm April.The party went on, as if nothing had happened. I could still tell though, April was mad and suspicious of what i was doing out there for so long. I knew i couldn't hide the secret much longer, but i had to for the guys, it wasn't mine to tell.
The girls all shared embarassing and shocking stories, including me. I wont write anything more related to that because we all swore that whate was said in that room, stays in that room. After the story telling time, the doorbell rang once again. It was the guys. they stopped by to give April this.
It was so wonderful, sweet, and cute. In a way, it was romantic too. I cried once again, this being my 5th or 6th time crying at her party. Patrick, the shortest out of the boys was the one who gave the flowers to April. The sadest part was that April said "i'm not one for flowers" to them. I felt so bad for the guys! afterall, i did cause this. There was a yellow stain on Fred's shirt. one of the girls asked him what it was from, and he said "i was blocking the wind for the flowers". That was sooooooo sweet! i just couldn't hold my tears back. April asked the guys to come in, since it was getting colder and the daylight was slipping away.We didn't stay long, the girls were trying to find a way to help April forgive the guys. We decided to go to the park, near April's house. We thought maybe if we leave April and the guys can talk it over in the house, but no, April got her coat and left the house with us. Of course, the guys followed, Lindsay joked "They can be our bodyguards!". They followed us, a few meters behind. i was one of the slower walking people whispering to my friend Kirsty about something important to her social life. Simultaneously, the guys were whispering too, except they were much louder. I herd them saying something about "No! you go up to her and tell her!" i assumed they were trying to argue up some courage to talk to April.
April jumped out of nowhere and yelled "What are you guys talking about?!" That gave me a bit of surprise. April thought i was talking to Kirsty about the guys and what i was doing out there. Too bad we really weren't, but April wouldn't give up trying to figure out why. After a few rides on the tire swing and slides, we headed back.
Inside, the guys sat down while the girls decided to make some crapes. April got a crape maker from her parents for her birthday. It was quite and unusual gift for a 17 year old girl, but then again, it's April. She loves cooking and she thinks about doing her homework every second of the day. this kind of present is something she loves! she was so excited about it too. but to her surprise, crapes are actually kind of hard to make. They requires fast handling before the batter sets. It was so stereotypical, the girls busy cooking the the kitchen, and the guys sitting on the couch watching TV.We Also had a chocolate egg hunt in the main floor of the house. The special part about this classic event is, we had to do it in the dark. It was pitch dark and no one was able to see. the girls was feeling around the floors, furniture, and curtains. The guys cheated. They illuminated their search area with their cell phones, i Pod Touch, and other small electronic light sources. I wasn't about to let them win, so i took out my camera and used it to help me. It was only for a few seconds though, because i realized the area i was searching had been swept clean by the guys. So i gave up, and sat down on the couch. I had to find some sort of enjoyment while everyone else was fumbling in the dark, so i reached my hand out and touched who ever went by. it was really funny! people screamed and everything.
After the egg hunt we ate the crapes the gals made. All the girls were already pretty much full. We had many chocolate eggs and other junk food. The guys finished all the left over fruits and vegetables that weren't used to throw at them earlier. It was already 9PM. All that left was cleaning up. Lucky for us, Fred had a job washing dishes at the Mandarin. So he was washing, while Justin cleaned and dried. Patrick was walking around picking up random stuff, he didn't do much. Then again, neither did i. I was avoiding work while the boys washed and the girls tidied.
So me and Kirsty chatted some more about what we should do for her before April interrupted us during our walk back from the park.
It was 9:30PM when everyone left, one by one. I planned on leaving with Patrick and Kirsty since we live the closest to each other. We were going to walk for half an hour home. My mom comes home at 12 at night, so i couldn't get a ride. Kirsty's mom was already probably sleeping, and Patrick's parents probably don't even care about him :PThat's basicly all that has happened on that day. In the next entry i'll be uploading some funny pictures that will be on the birthday card i made April for the guys.
Just a sneak peak!
~Lily
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